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Let’s be real – when a pornstar like Mia Malkova gets a Fleshlight, we have to try it. There’s just something about the combo of iconic lips, cult status, and that wild “tentacle-core” texture that pulls you in 🐙✨ And LVL Up delivers exactly that: a wild ride, especially if you're into intense, non-stop stimulation from the first stroke. We loved the look, appreciated the realism of the molding, and even enjoyed the ride – up to a point. It’s not a sleeve for edging, slow build-ups, or gentle sessions. It’s more of a “hold on and try not to finish in 3 minutes” kind of toy, and honestly? That’s sometimes exactly what you want. So, is Mia’s Fleshlight a legendary level-up or just another name on the shelf? We’ll say this: she earned her spot, but maybe not on every session. Curious how the tentacle texture actually feels and if this thing can live up to the hype? Read on for the full deep dive – with all the messy, lubed-up details 👀💦

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this thing totally rules. The Mia Malkova Lvl Up is freakin’ sweet. It’s molded after Mia herself, who’s like… one of the hottest humans alive. Not even exaggerating. Just look at her. It’s science. The toy looks awesome right outta the box—super detailed, very realistic, and not in a creepy wax museum kind of way. Then once you start actually using it? Dang. Game over. Every inch you go in throws a new sensation at you like, “Hey, check this out too!” It’s tight, but not like, panic tight. Just enough to make your brain short-circuit a little in the best way. The deeper you go, the more the textures shift and stack—kinda like leveling up in a video game, except the boss fight is your own self-control. Spoiler: you probably lose. And honestly? That’s fine. This thing delivers. Gosh.

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Mia Malkova’s Double Delight in a Tiny Tube Karl here, and I’ll be real — this one’s not my type. I grabbed the Quickshot Mia Malkova hoping for some easy fun and a boost to my Handy collection, and while it had its moments, it mostly left me feeling… well, loud, distracted, and underwhelmed. It looks hot - transparent, double entry, and based on a top-tier pornstar - but let’s just say not all that glows is gold. Still, if you’re curious about dual-entry Quickshots or want to test how much loud squelching you can mentally block out, you might be in for an interesting ride. 😅 Read on if you’re into tiny textures, big sounds, and trying new angles — literally. 😉

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If you’re on the hunt for a tight, super satisfying sex hole, this one’s a total win! Seriously, the Mia Malkova Lvl Up Fleshlight is straight-up awesome. Molded from one of the most jaw-droppingly gorgeous stars in the game (no bias, just facts), it looks incredible and performs even better. Once you start poundin’ into it, it’s clear that this thing feels amazing. Every inch you go in hits with a fresh wave of sensation, and as you sink deeper into Mia, you’re met with new textures that keep the whole experience feelin’ next-level. It absolutely delivers.

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I’ve only tried three anal Fleshlights so far – and let’s just say the range went from “Wait, that’s it?” to “Okayyy, we’re getting somewhere 👀.” Boss Level was my hopeful shot at finally finding a sleeve that not only looks hot but actually brings the anal vibe. And honestly? It kinda nailed it. Not flawless – but solidly good. Mia Malkova’s backside? A total visual treat (those cheeks are outrageous 🍑), and the entrance already feels promising on first contact. Yes, there’s that classic Fleshlight wider first chamber that kills a bit of the immersion – but once you hit the spiral, it just clicks. Not too much, not too soft – just tight and massaging in a way that makes you wanna stay inside. Boss Level isn’t here to explode your brain – it’s the kind of sleeve you can chill into, take your time, and stay in the zone. Does it do Mia justice? Let’s put it this way… I’d hit continue for another round any day 😏

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